His Excellency President for Life, Field Marshal Sir Kevin Michael Rudd, VC, DSO, MC, CBE
With thanks to Stu of NT.
"Who's the bloke nursing the 7 ounce glass in the corner?"
"That's Kokoda Kev, don't talk to him mate, you'll never get away. They named that corner of the bar Kokoda Kev's Korner to shut him up. He doesn't know they're taking the piss. It's just a tragedy since they let them live in the community, he's harmless now but he once had a fair dinkum job where his work killed 1,300 people, including 4 young blokes from around here. John Mendoza tried to warn them. Just leave him alone and we'll drink somewhere else, his missus owns this joint."