Damn! It's not Manus after all. The aeroplane is going to Nauru.
Sorry folks, down the Q-Store and hand in about half the toughness please.
The lucky 27 as they're known to Avagold Aviation's shareholders are going to fairly tough Nauru, not mega-tough Manus. The error in earlier reporting was made possible because of the obscene secrecy and dissembling of the abject disaster formerly known as The Rudd.
They will never forget the toughness of our tough hardline toughness, deployed with brutally tough hardness tonight on 27 - you count them - 27 hopelessly outnumbered women and children rattling around a 130 seat RAAF 737 300.
Operation Tough Hardness (the operation formerly known as "sucked in, you missed out on the benefits because The Rudd has a tough image now") swings into hard-love tough flight to Manus tonight. Tough Hardline Air has been especially scheduled to allow for fresh vision for the agenda setting breakfast television programs and we at tough hardline headquarters make no apologies.
Do not expect welcome drinks in the Economy Cabin. Tough hardline toughness means there will be no warmed moist towelettes to be picked up with plastic tweezers (7D blew his nose on that i'm going to the union).
Tough times call for tough measures and only one tough Minister in the developed world measures up when the measures are tough.