Next week I will be in Australia with my investigative partner Dave McAlpine.
We will jointly file a private criminal prosecution against the offender GILLARD for what we will allege is deliberately false and misleading evidence given under oath to the Trade Union Royal Commission.
I am after a favour! It would be most helpful if this interview was reliably transcribed into writing!
All offers gratefully considered by submission to firstname.lastname@example.org
Dave Mac and I would be prepared to offer a competitive compensation package for this work up to and including an autographed copy of our photo in boardies and jackets!