No drugs in sport - no Botox in politics - it's only fair
Thursday, 14 February 2013
Performance and Image Enhancing Substances. That's the issue folks. We've got a Crime Commission to prove it. Some people are competing unfairly. With Performance and Image Enhancing Substances. They even put the WORDS in BIG CAPITAL LETTERS IN THE REPORT.
Stuff that they inject into their skin. The Crime Commission has proof. There are pictures on the front page of their report. Pictures with needles and vials of Performance and Image Enhancing Substances.
Performance and Image Enhancing Substances like Botulinum toxin (abbreviated either as BTX or BoNT). Botox, produced by Clostridium botulinum, a gram-positive anaerobic bacterium.
Be alert, but not alarmed. Once the Crime Commission has identified the issue, we can get a 1800 number to report the menace.
If you value the body politic's reputation, call the toll-free Bot-line - 1800 Angela Merkel wouldn't do it.
We await the Press Conference of concerned Party Presidents.