Jon Faine is not happy with the ABC's finding that his interview with me was sub-par - my turn now Jon on your opinions dressed up as fact.
Some share purchaser with uncanny timing made $500 grand on the PNG Resettlement Arrangement

More of Shazza's Postcard from Christmas Island.

Give me your tired, your poor,

Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,

The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.

Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,

I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

And while you're at it give me a few vials of steroids,

A couple of nose jobs, a boob job and bottom lift,

Give me the family whitegoods welcome pack with the 54” plasma no smaller thanks

Give me welfare for life, free medical and dental

And the right to practice my traditional artforms

of arson and blowing stuff up  when I get a bit frustrated

Now go and do my washing.


Chris is 1
A nose for the new life in Australia

Chris is 2
(Porter!   That better not get scratched, you can only buy that in Paris you know)

Chris is 3
He's got the look.

Chris is 4
All weather all terrain fighting machine

Chris is 5
Got my hair done nice in that little salon in Indonesia for the trip on the boat.   Think I'll fly back once I get my Visa, so cheap shopping there.

Chris is 6
Don't worry T-shirt lady, thanks to Australian taxpayers you are 100% correct.

Chris is 7
Persecution paddock's got pretty good grass.