Update on Policy Poor Planet Palaszczuk - only 17 days until the election, what's the hurry?
Wednesday, 14 January 2015
McDonalds should do a customer service training video based on this exchange from the plan-free-zone on Planet Palaszczuk.
Drive-through customer, "May I have my burger please."
Macca's team-leader, "Your burger is cooked to perfection, it has been assembled and boxed but you may not have it yet. We will deliver your burger at a time of our choosing."
Meal-deal purchaser, "If it's ready, why can't I have it now?"
Macca's, "I will deliver it at a time of my choosing, when I am ready. Now shut up and move to the parking bay for a few days please."
There've only been a thousand odd days to prepare plan-Palaszczuk, what's 17 more between Labor mates? Thanks again to Stu of NT for keeping us up to date with the Perils of Paluszczuk.
UPDATE 1.45PM 14 Jan 2015 - Stu of NT reports there's been movement at Planet Palaszczuk:
Economic policy? Funding policy? Finance policy? You'll get a fiscal policy on Fiscal Friday and like it!