This is the genuine article, one of my maates received it today.
There's nothing more special than finding that someone who you can spend your time with. Someone who will stick with you though thick and thin, someone who thinks like you and understands you. That's why this Valentines day we wanted to celebrate a special love, a bromance like no other. More active than James Franco and Seth Rogen, more tumultuous than Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. These two admirers are, of course, Tony Abbott and Mike Baird.
They are like peas in a pod, they have inspired one another, cutting from schools and hospitals, united by an obsession to privatise assets and hurt communities.