Research for another story sent me to Page 14 of Sydney's The Sun newspaper, 29 March 1954.
This report's got it all, well done Nigel, you can knock off early mate!
In 64 years the only thing that's changed is the random reordering of these pars and words.
Nigel Palethorpe is owed a few million beers from everyone who's knocked off his yarn since.
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