Tired of navigating the defence bureaucracy?
Want the inside running on multi-million-dollar contracts?
Don't have the time for official channels?
Do we have a deal for you!
Bypass probity, governance and security concerns and deal directly with Chris!
Check out the all new W-W-W DOT PYNEONLINE DOT COM
You'll deal directly with the Minister on his private and personal webspace!
There are millions and millions of dollars in contracts being promoted at WWW DOT PYNEONLINE DOT COM right now!
And the Minister's already done all the hard work for you!
You don't know what contracts are coming up - but the Minister does!
And where do you think the Minister puts all the helpful details?
WWW DOT PYNEONLINE DOT COM of course!
Why, you'd almost swear WWW DOT PYNEONLINE DOT COM was a ready-made platform just aching to be put to work for private sector profit!
Here's a taste of just a few of the commercial opportunities in Chris's online showroom now!
Ministers and Assistant Ministers are entrusted with the conduct of public business and must act in a manner that is consistent with the highest standards of integrity and propriety.
They are required to act in accordance with the law, their oath of office and their obligations to the Parliament.
In addition to those requirements, it is vital that Ministers and Assistant Ministers conduct themselves in a manner that will ensure public confidence in them and in the government.
Forget the private websites lads.
The government has plenty of websites and people to manage them.
Taxpayers were taken for a ride by Turnbull who saw his "public service" through the lens of www.malcolmturnbull.com.au.
Even the hint of taxpayer funded stuff being promoted in private forums is tawdry and cheap.
Ministers wouldn't get away with running a consultancy on the side - with that consultancy out there 'helping' guide tenderers to the juiciest contracts.
A minister's personal website isn't that much different.
Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's please chaps.
Keep the personal websites for photos of the wife and kids.