Recipients of the Order of Australia are first contacted and asked whether or not they will accept The Queen's Birthday honour.
Jane Caro said yes.
She also said this on NSW female Premier Gladys Berejiklian's election:
She displays great judgement like this.
But Jane also thinks Australia is f*cked - and these are some of her friends.
Despite her Order of Australia acceptance, Jane really wishes she was a New Zealander.
But when it came down to taking the gong, Jane showed us all her true colours.
Here's Jane in all her glory - Happy Queen's Birthday Australia.
And thanks to Peter Ford for the tip about this video - where Ms Caro says Australians need to "grow up", drop the Queen and become a republic (1.20 in).