Good God Almighty!
Chicken boxes showing people how they can go knife-free.
I have run out of words.
But Labor MP Dianne Abbott found some.
She doesn't like the Tory Government's plan to combat the UK's stabbing epidemic with warnings on fried chicken boxes.
But not because it's the stupidest idea since the Libs here made Alexander Downer their leader.
Di doesn't like it because she thinks it's aimed at black people.
Black people who eat fried chicken.
Why didn't they just get in the marketing gurus who came up with the two fat kids plan to sell more Kentucky Fried Chicken!