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Hotel Quarantine Security infection control training - "it only takes 10 minutes" online tick and flick

From the Kimberley Kitching Memorial Training Institute - the 'it only takes 10 minutes' approach to turning an unlicensed security operator into a qualified infection quarantine control professional.

How could the virus escape Victoria's experts?

From the owner of Unified Security to his 'can meet any requirements' professionals.

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From the owner of Unified to the Victorian Government's Executive Director of Employment Inclusion

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And as a lovely souvenir, the owner of Unified Security received this cut-out-and-keep certificate of acknowledgement that he'd put in the required 'only takes 10 minutes' computer tick and flick time.

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