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Great news - the ABC has developed a COVID plan for the Mardi Gras despite “budget cuts”

Once again, the ABC cements itself as an inner suburban Sydney-centric, minority focussed outfit. 

It’s great that they have the time to organise all this, despite all those evil budget cuts that staff constantly howl about. 
Remember, it's your ABC too - so you too can enter the ballot here:
This email went to all staff this morning from head of the ABC Pride Committee, Beck.