Thanks to Rod Welford for the tip - and the great line!

Cheaper child care policy?

Therapeutic Albanese forgets that child care workers are like 457 Thai (it was only therapeutic) massage workers - they want to be paid.

So it's either users pay, or other taxpayers.

Therapeutic Albanese has become far too accustomed to using Other People's Money.

Not just any Presidential Envoy.

John Kerry is a Special one!

What the judges said:

Hi there Special Presidential Envoy,

Not a bad effort - you got the Turnbullesque innovation in there, use of  leveraging was good and promoting understanding alongside fostering community/business collaboration is always going to score highly in the word-wank-rankings.

You could have been a bit for Biden-Administration-specific - something like "we'll lead not by the example of our power black-outs, but....."

Overall you scored highly for length-of-useless-tirade-while-saying-nothing, but before we let you go through to the next level, please study Kevin Rudd's world-beating expert Ross Garnaut.

For today, we give you a 6.

Tony Abbott has described coronavirus restrictions as ‘hysteria’ in a video statement. Australia has had only 28,000 COVID-19 cases compared to 100 million worldwide. pic.twitter.com/zg92iLzOdn

— SBS News (@SBSNews) January 27, 2021

Remember these ABC public servants actually got a pay rise while other Australians lost everything.
There is something really weird about these people. pic.twitter.com/rxl2tbutjC

— Jill❌ (@1Swinging_Voter) January 27, 2021

WASHINGTON — President Biden’s climate czar John Kerry admitted Wednesday that the US reducing its emissions to zero wouldn’t make much of a difference in the global climate change fight — before pushing domestic manufacturing of electric cars and solar panels in favor of energy production.

Kerry’s remarks were made ahead of Biden’s signing of a host of executive actions on Wednesday pushing his $2 trillion Green New Deal inspired climate agenda.

“He knows Paris alone is not enough,” Kerry told reporters at a White House press briefing, referring to Biden’s rejoining the US in the Paris Climate Agreement in one of his first acts as president.

“Not when almost 90 percent of all of the planet’s global emissions come from outside of US borders. We could go to zero tomorrow and the problem isn’t solved,” Kerry conceded.

The former secretary of state, now Biden’s climate envoy, acknowledged that it would be difficult to bring the world’s top polluters to the table, including China, which produces 30 percent of the world’s carbon emissions.

But then he pivoted from that point, shifting his focus back on domestic electric car and solar panel production, saying the nation could not afford to be tight-fisted, even as the US grapples with a devastating recession and health crisis.

“The science tells us we have to,” Kerry said when pressed by a reporter on the $2 trillion price tag on Biden’s plan.

The president is also seeking $1.9 trillion for a coronavirus rescue package.

“It’s a lot of money but we’ll lose a lot more if we don’t do the things we need to do,” he said, noting that the US already spent billions on damage sustained by storms.

Biden has denied that oil and gas jobs would be lost in his curbing of domestic energy production, even as his last “climate action” scrapping the Keystone XL pipeline will result in thousands of layoffs.

West Virginia Attorney General Patrick Morrisey said Wednesday that Biden’s energy plan would take a “wrecking ball” to oil, gas and coal jobs in states across the country.

“I think he is kicking the American people when they’re down economically and it is not a message of unity that he has been talking about,” Morrisey told Fox News, calling Biden’s climate plan far more aggressive than predecessor Barack Obama’s.

But Kerry insisted that workers had been “fed a false narrative,” suggesting the people impacted could easily transition into green jobs.

“They’ve been fed the notion that somehow dealing with climate is coming at their expense,” Kerry said. “No, it’s not. What’s happening to them is happening because of other market forces already taking place.”

“Coal plants have been closing over the last 20 years. So what President Biden wants to do is make sure those folks have better choices, that they have alternatives, and they can be the people who go to work, to make the solar panels.”

The remarks drew instant comparisons to the Solyndra scandal, which ensnared the Obama administration.

The solar panel company went bankrupt shortly after receiving $528 million in loan guarantees under Obama’s clean-technology program.

The administration was accused of hurrying an Office of Management and Budget review of the enormous loan to advance their green economic agenda.