Their ABC outdoing themselves with this voyeuristic rot.
Thursday, 18 August 2022
Our mate Tony Thomas has heaps more at:
https://quadrant.org.au/opinion/their-abc/2022/08/the-sickest-abc-joke-in-ages/
Meanwhile, here's some of the rot from their ABC:
https://www.abc.net.au/triplej/programs/the-hook-up/sex-positions/13973292
Have you ever been talking about sex positions with friends and then all of a sudden someone will just drop a really random position as their favourite?
Like - the pinball wizard, the snow angel, the butter churner, pretzel dip, or the magic mountain. And you're just like wtf???
It happened on Love Island UK recently, where contestant Luca asked one of the other islanders Paige what her favourite position was and she said "broken eagle" and everyone was so confused.
"It's like, when the girl lies on the bottom, lying on my front, you know how girls sleep half bent, the other half straight, the guy doing his thing."
If you're someone who's just started having sex, or maybe you've been rotating the same two moves your whole life, it can feel pretty overwhelming. You might be thinking 'am I having boring sex? Is everyone else doing hectic and crazy moves? What actually are the best and most popular sex positions?'
Well have we got you covered!